Thor wants you all to know that Independence Day is greatly overrated.
There's a lot of booming, and you have to spend a lot of time near the Great Red Protector.
It's hot, too.
Did I mention the noise? Thor wants silent fireworks instituted at once. Who cares if stupid humans like the loud booming. Pam's kitty cats and most doggies agree. Thor will be sending his petition around to all of you for paw printing.
Happy Thorsday, everyone!