It's my friend Mango's 6th birthday. As a fellow mastiff, I feel compelled to celebrate.
Mango doesn't look happy today. Evidently, his Momma didn't make him a Livers Cake. That's no big surprise. I hear she doesn't bake. Lots of people don't.
Mango, dude, Happy Birthday! Take the Mastiff-Mobile from Momma and come here for cake tomorrow if you don't get any as a surprise later. My Momma will always feed a full sized doggy who looks hungry.
You have the hungry look down for sure.