Yesterday was my dearly beloved's birthday, an event which he hates to acknowledge (but we do it anyway). Knowing he's not that fond of cake, I made him an apple pie, using the best pie crust ever. (If you haven't tried this crust, you should! Even I can make it!) Everyone either coveted the pie or loved it.
Thor only got dog cookies. My dearly beloved was not about to let even his favorite faithful, loyal canine companion have apple pie, one of his favorite things!