Thor is honored to be a judge for Mango Minster, in the category of Good Old Boys/Girls.
To recap, the official Mango Minster rules state these guidelines for all entrants in this category:
1. Is your nickname "Bubba"?
2. Is your favorite activity lounging about watching football or the home shopping network on the picture box?
3. Are your beds place strategically so as not to strain yourself actually walking should you feel a nap coming on?
4. Do you fart and/or snore with great abandon?
5. Do you drink beer and eat beef jerky?
6. Are you an easy going, whatever, kind of guy or gal?
7. Do your humans ever tell you, "You're just a good old boy (or girl)"? Duh.
Wow! This is a lot for Thor to review! He has decided to give each entrant a rating of 1 (not so much), 2 (pretty good), or 3 (wowsa!) points in each category. As you can see, Thor has also left room for bonus notes, which will confuse, er, I mean, clarify the issue.
Moooommmm! Why did you give me a Paper Mate pen? Don't I deserve a Mont Blanc fountain pen at the very least?
Who knew Thor was left pawed?
Durn, this is hard work.
Entrants, do let Thor demonstrate Qualification No. 3 for you. And please feel free to leave clarifying comments, or at least say hello!
Happy Thorsday, everyone.