This is Thor. Thor is playing with Darryl the Duck, but Thor is still sad. Why?
Rain. Thor keeps trying to take his boys outside to play, but it's been raining forever. Thor knows you think that's an exaggeration.
But in today's paper, farmers were stating that their plants are stunted, or not yet in the ground, because it's been too rainy, and nighttime temperatures have been too cold.
And the weatherdope on the TV the other night was saying we were "rainfall deficient" here! Mom bellowed, "You're an idiot!" at him. The farmers prove that Mom was right.
And Thor still wants to go outside, and romp, and picnic, and roll in the grass, if it ever stops raining.
Happy Thorsday, everyone!